Sunday, August 1, 2010

Dear Blogger,

It's a sad day and I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a post, but this will make us both a lot better off, well me at least. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me, I'm done with you because I decided to be with your best friend...tumblr, my bad. (christrementozzi.tumblr.com)

Don't let it get you all upset inside, it was completely your fault, no doubt about it. It is because of your extremely bad templates and image handling capabilities that keep me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.

You even had a shot of keeping me happy with your new template designer! But I realized real quick how useless it is when you can't customize most of the aspects of any template and you have to use your lame stock photography as backgrounds.

You'll be much better off with your 1,000,000 other bloggers that can deal with the annoying ways you handle blogging, and not a designer like me. You see, I like my uploaded images to line up, and...well, you just make it difficult.

You will further be dismayed to know that I will be moving my blog following needs to your cousin "Google Reader". You see, I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good. I think you'll be fine with your one million other users. After all, I'm just a small fish in your sea, and there are plenty of people that you satisfy just fine. Never-the-less, I wish you will old age, uglyness, and failure. Good Riddance.

Your once loyal user,

christrementozzi.tumblr.com

2 comments:

  1. Farethee well, Glossy Hiphop Monopoly. It was real.

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  2. Man, I'm so good at that game ;)

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